tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46822761265059283182024-02-06T18:13:41.258-08:00Don't Hate Me Because I'm CuriousHave you had a burning question or curiosity but was too much of a lady to ask?
I have never been worried about all things ladylike.Your Very Twisted Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16233236065021253536noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4682276126505928318.post-10101553162153510562008-02-16T13:45:00.000-08:002008-02-16T15:37:37.437-08:00Why I Blog: The Alli Treatment Effect<div align="justify">The makers of Alli mention a treatment effect in their literature. As always curious, I searched the blogosphere for information and pictures. I came up empty of information, but replete with an idea for a new blog. </div><p align="justify"></p><div align="justify"><br /></div><div align="justify">Yes, my curious companions, I blog elsewhere at a respectable place. A place full of puppies and butterflies. There I am not free to sate my curiosity. However, there's part of me that yearns for more information. I have such curiosity. I know there are others out there like me. Hence, this blog. Here, I plan to let loose. </div><p align="justify"></p><div align="justify"><br /></div><div align="justify">So, with no Alli ill-effect pictures to be found, I became the experiment. The makers of Alli use euphemisms when discussing ill-effects with Alli. What happens when you take a tablet or two with a Chinese dinner? This Guinea Pig volunteered to find out. </div><p align="justify"></p><div align="justify"></div><p align="justify"><br /></p><br />This happens: <p></p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167698720752254594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgrsHj6uFE_pw8a4jjbhATllQR3xWvJ1SGaeyH8KhWLpPMIJFhwYz9Xv5e3jshVfca7J73Cb4aCFCNBBteEwdObtTWUct8SzzLB-tzESAeHBTIfxH1nLAEkxik8QTA8dX_UKNTMosS3k4/s320/IMG_2626.JPG" border="0" /><br /><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167698729342189202" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSWKP4mdZgN1Xbui6erfKYvCv2sl_xOK6iYrhbabWXNMshvqEjubMaKQGYv_-076hB7vY-CLKAOf_w3VZVtx0I0H-k9IcWFmEwgkTiNjA6xOD34d2m3LCEwa0l70MKIfumU7C5gmgKexE/s320/IMG_2627.JPG" border="0" /><br /><br /><br /><p><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167698742227091106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2oLIbmV_b411vGk0UiSMMqUXrqi_qux1WQZrLT7PjZeaXFLFNqqVsrPFQmW5mGyrlyK2MyctX9ZluZeCOizI541JQyEMEoWk9jCSPHK6pqTaalsyNrWYZOO2znqhA4y9nwJo319wVhJU/s320/IMG_2628.JPG" border="0" /></p><br /><p align="justify">Yes, my curious companions, it appears somewhat as if someone replaced my intestines with the leftover grease from frying up 5 lbs. of ground beef. Yes, even the toilet paper was greasy. In fact, so oily it worked like a Pam-like prophylactic as I wiped; it greased my bum so well that there was nothing else to wipe off. It didn't hurt. It was explosive. It continued to be explosive through out the day. <p align="justify"></p><p align="justify"></p><p align="justify">So, <em>in the end,</em> I might be afraid to venture outside after eating, but it certainly made that Chinese food less deadly to my svelte hips. <p align="justify"></p><p align="justify"></p><p align="justify">Have something you are curious about? Have something you would to share with others anonymously? Your Very Twisted Mistress loves to receive email, pictures, questions, and comments at:</p><p align="center"><a href="mailto:yourverytwistedmistress@gmail.com">yourverytwistedmistress@gmail.com</a>. </p><p>By submitting comments and pictures, you give permission for their publication. <p></p><p><strong>Yours Truly,</strong></p><p></p><p><em>Your Very Twisted Mistress</em></p><p>P.S. Hate me or love me, but for the love of God, feed me comments. <p></p><p></p>Your Very Twisted Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16233236065021253536noreply@blogger.com4